Ah yes, burpees. The exercise invented by Satan himself, disguised as a “full-body movement.” This shirt sums up the universal gym sentiment: one star out of five, would not recommend. The design parodies the all-too-familiar Google/Yelp review screen, but instead of critiquing overpriced avocado toast, it’s calling out the most hated move in fitness. Crafted from breathable, sweat-friendly cotton, it’ll survive the very burpees you swore you’d never do again. The bold star icons and punchy typography make this tee an instant conversation starter with fellow burpee-haters (which, let’s face it, is everyone). Whether you’re dodging a HIIT class or explaining why you’ll happily do 300 squats but not three burpees, this shirt has your back.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
