Sick days are overrated — thicc days are where it’s at. This shirt is your official permission slip for skipping work when the squat rack is calling louder than your boss. Printed on soft cotton that stretches just enough to contain a pair of thunder thighs, the design makes every mirror check feel like clocking into the office. Bold lettering announces that your PTO (Power Thighs Off) request has been filed, approved, and flexed. Whether it’s glute day, leg day, or just a casual reminder that your jeans don’t fit anymore, this tee gives HR a reason to raise an eyebrow while you raise the bar.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
