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Don't Spot Me, I'm Trying to Die Tee
Don't Spot Me, I'm Trying to Die Tee
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Every gym has that one person who refuses help — this shirt lets everyone know that person is you. Big letters, no excuses: you’ve accepted your fate under the bar, and if the reps bury you, so be it. Equal parts grim and hilarious, the design cuts through the awkward “need a spot, bro?” moments with blunt honesty. Stitched from cotton that can soak up the sweat of bad decisions, it’s tough enough to survive failed lifts and soft enough for the ride home in shame. Perfect for lifters who think “form check” is a conspiracy and that personal records are best set alone, with a side of danger.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Width, in | 18.50 | 20.51 | 22.24 | 24.02 | 25.25 | 26.73 |
Length, in | 27.99 | 29.49 | 30.98 | 32.25 | 32.99 | 33.50 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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