Step aside, fairground food — this shirt is here to make it clear you’re not about that fried carnival life. Corn dogs? Hard pass. Nu-metal? Absolutely. Perfect for the lifter who cranks “Freak on a Leash” mid-squat set, this tee blends snack-hating honesty with hardcore gym energy. Printed on high-quality cotton, it’s soft enough to wear for a chest day PR attempt or a late-night “Blind” karaoke session. The bold fonts scream louder than Jonathan Davis on stage, while the corn dog graphic lets everyone know you’ve made your stance on questionable meat sticks perfectly clear. Wear it to the gym, the mosh pit, or the local food truck festival just to confuse people. Either way, this shirt tells the world: you don’t need processed carnival cuisine when you’ve got power cleans and down-tuned riffs fueling your gains.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
