No nudes here, just glutes, quads, and maybe a little too much chalk dust. The OnlyGains tee is a filthy parody of that other site, except this subscription gets you sweaty racks, heavy grunts, and way more moaning than you’d expect from a “leg day” video. The bold logo plants itself across your chest like a badge of honour — you’ve cancelled the premium membership to bad decisions and gone all-in on raw, unfiltered hypertrophy content. Printed on cotton soft enough to handle those post-squat swamp-ass situations, this shirt has the stretch to deal with hip thrusts and the durability to survive repeated protein-shake spills. Wear it and you’re basically advertising your personal page: 100% uncensored, no filters, all gains. Warning: may cause unsolicited gym bros to slide into your DMs asking for your routine. Sorry, bro — this one’s pay-per-swole.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
