When the feathers are ruffled and the barbell is loaded, there’s no room for jokes. This goose has the look of a lifter who’s cut out the honking and committed to the grind. The design shows a goose pressing a barbell with deadly focus, wings locked, eyes forward, every ounce of fluff channelling raw intensity. “Today I’m a serious goose” sits beneath the scene, declaring to everyone around that playtime is over. The shirt itself is crafted for comfort — soft, breathable cotton that won’t quit when you’re chasing a PR. Whether you’re known for waddling into the gym or for making serious noise under the bar, this one makes it clear: today’s about business, not bread crumbs.
Specs:
.: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) .: Regular fit .: Sewn in label .: Runs true to size
